How to get Office fat fast...
I've been gaining weight lately and couldn't figure out why until I started to look at my new office habits. How to gain weight in six easy steps: Do not eat breakfast before going to work. You can always buy a quick croissant or sticky bun to get you through the morning; Never bring a lunch to work. The specials at the cafeteria in your building will certainly have something greasy and fattening for your enjoyment; Don't take a lunch break. Stay at your desk and continue to work (while quickly gulping down the above greasy fast food); Don't drink lots of water during the day, it will only make you have to leave your desk more often; When you need a quick pick me up visit the office candy bowl for a sugar high or better yet, keep a candy bowl at your own desk to save steps; Try not to schedule exercise into your work day. You don't have time anyway! An ACE commissioned study found that secretaries, teachers, lawyers and police officers walked significantly fewer st...